"I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamt of."
"The hot lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliché."
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
I AM CRYING I CAN’T RBETHE
OH GOD THE SECOND GIF ELLEN LOOKS SO CONCERNED OH GOD I WANT ELLEN AS MY MOM OR MY COOL AUNT CRIES ABOUT IT
THAT EXPRESSION PEOPLE MAKE WHEN THEY’RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF A CHAIR
IT IS THE BEST EXPRESSION
you attack captain america you attack me
this is it
this is the exact moment i sold my soul to this show
and the pilot wasn’t even over yet
do you see our problem
that smile took my soul and ate it.
ugh you kill a few people on a camping trip and suddenly everyone calls you a “murderer” i’m so sick of labels
anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog
“A man who fight for gold can’t afford to lose to a girl.”
The Blaine Game - [click here] to play
Yeah.. I don’t think I’m gonna like this game very much…